lump

1. to lump is to rub, intercourse, sex, hump etc..
2. a nastier, more graphic word for intercourse
3. can also refer to lovely lady breasts

v. to lump

we was at da club right.. and dis fine lil shawty wanna go back to da crib right so i took dat bitch home and lumped da dogshit outta her! chyeeeea!

by tushaba January 25, 2010

fatty lumpkin

Catch-all term for marijuana. Comes from the name of Tom Bombadil's horse in Lord of the Rings.

yo wassup nigga let's cruise the burg and blaze it up on some fatty lumpkin

by whateverrrrrr October 15, 2007

fatty lumpkin

1. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy joint (marijuana cigarette).
2. Term used to describe a rather large and lumpy female (huge bitch).

1. If you're not doin anything, maybe we can go for a cruise and smoke this fatty lumpkin.

2. Fatty lumpkin I'm gonna get a blumpkin, fatty lumpkin she's the one for me!

by MDO September 10, 2008

limpy-hard

put together the words limpy and hard, and you get limpy-hard. Common variation "the limpy hardon"

I was going to fuck Stephanie but all I could come up with was a limpy-hard

by chase taylor October 28, 2004

Writer's Lump

The annoying lump left handed people get on the right of their left middle finger after writing too much.

Righty: Hey, what's that weird lump on your finger?
Lefty: Oh, that's just my writer's lump.

by mischaa June 21, 2009

sugar lump

A playful term with which some older(mid-to-late forties) African-American females(cougars) have chosen to affectionately label younger(mid-to-late twenties) Caucasian males.

Cougar: Would you mind helping me carry my groceries inside, sugar lump?

Young Man: (*goddammit*)

by javabeans October 14, 2008

Umpa Lumpa

N. A giant sea turtle that when kissed by a fairy princess becomes a chicken leg. Once eaten and digested it becomes fesces. If the fesces is lucky enough to be spread onto a field of cocoa plants the plants will absorb the initial energy derived from swimming through the ocean for 200 years and will become an umpa lumpa plant. This plant must then go through a rigorous inspection process which enables only the stongest of umpa lumpa's to not be cast into the hog feed. Once through inspection, the umpa lumpa is given a host body and put to work in the cocoa factory.

The umpa lumpa is a carnivore.

by The Gentle Lion December 28, 2005