LaVeyan Satanism 

A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.

God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?

LaVeyan Satanism by Cryolo December 19, 2019

dirty reuben love 

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

dirty reuben love by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Love Bombing

It's when one person shows affection to the other, but in an excessive way.

Pimp and gang members often use "love bombing" to control their victims.

Love Bombing by kazuri February 24, 2018

Hot Hobo Love 

Hot Hobo Love is the beautiful bromance shared by Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge. More commonly known as TomStud and HotBert.
Growing up together as close friends, it was clear to their fans that it was more than just close friendship, that it was in fact, srs bsns. After noticing Tom Sturridge creeping in the background of Pattinson's photographs (See VMA awards), a TomStud fan by the name of Tech, or more commonly known as Touj0ursPur on YouTube discovered the world of Hot Hobo Love, and Plaids.

SrsBsnsFangirl: "Omg, who's that in the picture with Rpattz?!"

Plaid: "Gtfo. His name is Bert, and that's Tom."

SrsBsnsFangirl: "Who's Tom?"

Plaid: "Tom and Bert share the BEST type of Hot Hobo Love. Tom is his Bromance partner."

Hot Hobo Love by Ecarg103 December 24, 2008

love 

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps not record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves"

~1 Corinthians 13:4-7~

The best feeling you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return

love by chocolate mountain December 14, 2008

my love life

An Empty pit of nothingness filled with ice cream and netflix

My love life love life is terrible. The closest I've gotten to a girlfriend in 3 years is the cashier. She was totally checkin me out. But alas Andrew j is still single.

my love life by Loner4lyfe June 24, 2014

fake love 

same as fuck love.
not what anyone needs.
give up the fuck love for real love.
find someone who makes you want to give real love rather than fuck love.

Fake love is bad for the soul.

fake love by JuicyPineapple February 19, 2015