N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
by killthespider June 2, 2011
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James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”
John: “The fuck?”
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To have sex longer than the movie Lincoln. A phrase made popular in the 2014 movie Sex Tape with Jason Segel, and Cameron Diaz.
Me: Hey did ever get it in with that chick you met at the bar last night?
Zach: Yeah bro, I gave her that full Lincoln!
Zach: Yeah bro, I gave her that full Lincoln!
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Get the gangster lingo mug.Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.
by Holy Macro July 9, 2010
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