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Linoleum Lizard

N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
by killthespider June 2, 2011
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Lincolnism

A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.
James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”
by JackTheRedFox October 3, 2020
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Full Lincoln

To have sex longer than the movie Lincoln. A phrase made popular in the 2014 movie Sex Tape with Jason Segel, and Cameron Diaz.
Me: Hey did ever get it in with that chick you met at the bar last night?
Zach: Yeah bro, I gave her that full Lincoln!
by zmfk May 15, 2014
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Boothed my Lincoln

When something "blows your mind"- Usually in a bad way.
That movie was crazy, the scene at the end when she turned out to be a dude Boothed my Lincoln.
by Rob-i Moebius January 27, 2010
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gangster lingo

Mythical lingo searched online by men to impress their girl friends
Boy friend: 'I love you bae' girlfriend: since when have started speaking gangster lingo
by Koolguru May 28, 2014
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Abe Stinkin Lincoln

Same as an Abe Lincoln except you use ass hair instead of pubes.
Pam was so tore up from the floor up I thought an Abe Stinkin Lincoln would highlight her facial features more.
by Holy Macro July 9, 2010
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Lincoln juice

A large cup of coffee, typically from Starbucks or other premium coffee shop, costing nearly five dollars. Named for the portrait of Lincoln that is spent to acquire the product.
Before we leave, I need to stop off for a Lincoln juice.
by Mark Gosson May 4, 2007
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