1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
by Katya Eye November 27, 2013
Get the cowell lickmug. by Lolloverboyyyyy July 23, 2017
Get the Oil lickmug. Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her
by heididieh November 10, 2021
Get the Lick Dogmug. A person who incessantly licks, or feels the compulsive desire to lick another repeatedly, thereby becoming that person's personal licker.
by Simon Everett March 7, 2008
Get the Lick-bitchmug. Stealing stuff from public schools such as projectors, microscopes, fire extinguishers, bathroom doors, etc.
When you go to school and there's no projector in your class you can thank the youth for hitting a devious lick on the projector and stealing it
by Devious man September 25, 2021
Get the Devious lickmug. A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.
Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?
Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
by ooky17 October 13, 2011
Get the Potty-licksmug. by Urbanstreets653 August 1, 2016
Get the Bologne lickmug.