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lick the weed 

When you and your friends are trying to load another bowl, but someone you are with drops some of it and you are already too stoned to pick it, so whoever spilt it must then lap up all of the fallen off of the counter top or whatever surface it may have landed upon; meanwhile everyone else must chant "LICK-THE-WEED!" in unison until all the weed has been licked.
Oh shit... Jerry Garcia is trapped in my head, hey... you dumped some weed on that countertop.... LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED
lick the weed by MK 3000 March 7, 2005
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lick your brownie 

when you'd like to make it clear that the person you're chilling with is YOURS! you cuddle up to them, do whatever you have to do to demonstrate this.
renita: ooh honey i see someone checkin out yo man, you better go head an lick your brownie!
shanita: ooh girl, thank you, i know you got my back!


tenisha: damn girl, jayjay was all up on you in da club!
lashondra: i know girl! he was all about lickin his brownie!!
tenisha: he sure was, now everyone knows you his!
lick your brownie by amber2008 January 20, 2009
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lick a tree 

you: yo i'm bout to lick a tree here in a min
paul: alright lets do eeet!!
lick a tree by KylieB2012 November 15, 2010

lick the knife 

The act of eating a fart. It is the comeback to "I cut the cheese."
Girl 1: I cut the cheese
Girl 2 to Girl 3: And you can lick the knife.
lick the knife by The Gus of Guses September 30, 2015

Lick My Feet 

Term used in royalty sex.
I am the King of Uganda! Lick my feet!
Lick My Feet by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

lick back 

I lick back mars bars

I licked back that pizza
lick back by xxmelonheadman March 17, 2017

lick bawols

the act of place your tounge on ones testicles.
you can lick bawols for all i care.
lick bawols by mario859 April 27, 2008