Leading intellectual

To refer to an attractive female in a politically correct manner

Put me on the record as saying Tomi is our leading intellectual

by Beermakesherhot November 4, 2018

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018

Landing strip

A landing strip is a pubic hair style which can be used by any gender but mostly worn by women of female identifying people.

You're gonna get waxed today?

Yeah.

Gonna rip everything off?

No I'm gonna leave a landing strip.

by Justaweirdteentbh February 27, 2019

leaning jowler

When your sewer sucker doesnt go in all the way and gets stuck in the crack. Therefore counts as being on the line!

Johnny threw another leaning jowler today so he didn't have to buy sodas, spud did...

by Schureree June 20, 2019

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Landing Strip

After your Plane has landed, and your pull out game is on point. You will release your sperm on to the Landing strip, the straight line of hair will secure your sperm from dripping down. Mission was a Success!

That landing strip is a Bush, perfect for catching my Sea-Man. Prepare for the Jungle.

by MaeMeow710 July 5, 2020