lost time

n. An oilfield term describing time not spent doing the task at hand (drilling, producing, or servicing wells). Lost time typically results in telephone calls, e-mail and paperwork from the FSM.

We had four hours of lost time on the last shift.

by vaeren January 13, 2007

lobster magnet

Lobtser fused to a magnet bestowing strange powers.

"Lobster stick to magnet!"

by Charlie Brown January 28, 2003

lost in the sauce

Lost in the sauce is when you are loaded drunk, so you're a bit out of touch with reality.

I'm lost in the sauce once again. (Ween song)

by bgal December 25, 2007

Lobstromonus

adjective: An obscure word used to describe something that is indescribable. When something is so unbelievably good or so terribly monstrous you can’t think of a point of reference, use lobstromonus.

so how was your night?

it was..it was lobstromonus.

I think it's best we order in tonight. Your cooking is....lobstromonus.

by Emanlaer Ruo Yesut'nod January 7, 2013

Scottish Lobster

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007

The Lost People

The Lost People are people who periodically go missing and don't return phone calls, text messages etc. Often times TLP's will turn up and blame the lack of communication on a non-offending party or the person trying to restore contact. A true TLP never reveals where he goes during a lost spell.

Bugs: Yo Strick where is Champ at? he hasn't answered my texts all week.

Stricker: Don't worry about him he'll turn up the day we go to the ball game. He's one of The Lost People.

by Big Joe1122 July 10, 2010

Nigger Lobster

A crayfish or crawdad.

While not a rich man, De'Andre lived on the canal, and would faithfully set his traps; his nigger lobster business easily survived Katrina.

by tuftskinstoo January 18, 2015