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Lana Backwards

Listen here, you twelve year old. Just because you found some "clever" thing over the internet doesn't mean you have to type it in. And if you found this without typing it in I apologize that you had to see such cringe.

Lana Backwards: A retarded joke used by children of the internet.
Billy The Minecraft Kid: Lel hey what's Lana Backwards?

Mature Man: *sigh*
by WalkingUrbanDictionary#1 May 26, 2018
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Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!
When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.
by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007
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Language

Language: A term in which if you ever curse around Steve, you will hear regularly.
Tony: “sHiT
Steve: “Language!”
by Still_a_piece_of_garbage July 18, 2018
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Langley Park

A town in maryland whos heart is on university blvd, and new hampshire ave. it is known for its pupusa trucks behind toys r us, gigante express, NWL, PANAM, anas cafe, doña azuzena, estellas hair salon, pollo campero, and casa de maryland. the town has a ratio on 50 latinos for every ONE person of another race. u can buy mangos and minuta from corner stands. the traffic is horrible in the town but once u cross piney branch its gone. u always be seein chents wit black hondas and purple tinted windows. The lil salvador/lil mexico/lil honduras/lil guatemala of the metropolitan area. prolly more inhabited by latinos then their home countries. Oh and u cant forget about the tick-tock
if there was a day witout a latino langley park would be deserted.
by oh chet putos August 3, 2006
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Lanaya

Lanaya is a very nice girl who is strong and is loyal to everyone. If someone doesn't like her she dosnet care . Lanaya is smart and sticks up for people lanaya is a beautiful girl . The definition of lanaya is queen . Everyone loves lanaya because of her since of humour. Lanaya is one of the best friends you can have and she will treat you right everyone loves her.
OMG lanaya is her
by Shjsjsjs November 19, 2017
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soft language

A great term invented by George Carlin to describe the way dumb self centered smug people refer to things.

"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "

"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin

"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain
On airplanes the lady on the plane always uses soft language. "Please begin the pre-boarding process."
by rockymountaincashflow January 19, 2009
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Lanae

Whoa...that girl was sooo beautiful. She was like Lanae
by Dudemeister7/11 November 2, 2010
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