Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.

Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler May 8, 2018

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

by KevinHK February 16, 2020

Dirty Kong

When a fart is so rancid you think something actually pooped all over your house.

Dude did someone just pull a dirty Kong? It smells like diarrhea

by Theblondieac August 31, 2025

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

King Kong

Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho

King Kong ain't got shit!

by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022

Banana Kong

Donkey Kong but pretty much a banana addict. See "Banana Smoker"

{Banana Kong} is cool!

by Apple Greg May 12, 2020