donkey kong

Nummmmmm

I like donkey kongs.

by jfeuvjnergrfejkjngr May 11, 2022

King Kong

To "King Kong" is when a man stands, feet planted, and slaps his thighs from side to side with his penis by shifting his weight from hip to hip.

I dropped my pants, lifted my shirt, and pulled a King Kong.

by N.G.R.B. October 14, 2011

Hong Kong Breakfast

Beef Rice with Crab and New Zealand butter.

Friday July 12th at 8:00 a.m I prepared a Hong Kong Breakfast and ate it delicately listening to the radio.

by a77 July 12, 2019

Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)

"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."

by Bttfb April 19, 2025

Dirty Kong

When a fart is so rancid you think something actually pooped all over your house.

Dude did someone just pull a dirty Kong? It smells like diarrhea

by Theblondieac August 31, 2025

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Hong Kong Lifestyle

Hong kong Life is a way of life embodied by a few basic principles, we will get into shortly. Lets start with the origins, i was first introduced to this way of life in 2010 in my travels in asia. I ran into a kind Australian bloke who began to teach me the true meaning of a well balanced life. Ill never forget one of the most valuable lessons my bupu mentor taught me was to never turn down a chance at porking, because one day i would regret not porking all those girls when im weak ans feeble and my porking days are over.

So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.

Hong kong lifestyle keeps my bag lookin good, i get sit back and sucked, im a golden god. Never felt this good.

by Bupu Warrior April 7, 2021