reformed keyboard banger 

Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)

Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.

Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.

reformed keyboard banger by rubber-duckie November 9, 2009

Cheese on my keyboard 

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.

Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard

Cheese on my keyboard by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008

ergonomic keyboard 

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's

HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"

ergonomic keyboard by Jackmebones May 8, 2012

Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.

*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Computer keyboard by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018

cleaning my keyboard 

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.

quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...

cleaning my keyboard by XemnasT July 25, 2011

Yogurt on the Keyboard 

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.

Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.

Yogurt on the Keyboard by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016

Mechanical Keyboard 

A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards

Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!

Mechanical Keyboard by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021