Ken

Hes such a sexy guy i feel like he cums inside me so hardd butt hes also a pedo who likes people with crust feet and grandmothers who are born with autism while they're face is melting from the harry ness of their nuts dragging every chin down to earth

idk ken bombed it

by Carti999 June 1, 2022

Ken

The male version of a “Karen”

Why are you being such a ken

by Evanafex October 5, 2021

Nubby Ken

Now this person is absolutely stunning, they are kensexual and have no limbs

“Hey nubby ken 😏”

by Dungeon Dicks October 8, 2020

Ken

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)

"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"

"Fair bro"

by DICKHEAD JOELE August 30, 2023

Claire Ken

the most beautiful girl i’ve ever met — she can make anyone smile with her presence. she’s the girl that you’ll fall in love with just because of her eyes.

Claire Ken, that girl is beautiful.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Ken

A person who takes cat nip to get high whilst sitting on the toilet

oh dam, have you seen ken lately he likes that cat nip too much

by CocoTheTHickest January 25, 2022

Kens

Small copulatory organ of the male of higher vertebrates that in mammals usually also provides the channel by which urine leaves the body boy. In desperate need of a personality transplant.

Omg you got a small kens? I ain’t giving you my cherry baby!

Oh no! You’re a kens! You don’t even deserve capital letters baby!

by nutsykukkoo March 5, 2025