-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH
by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 12, 2009
by one 'f' Jeph April 02, 2014
A metaphorical liquid that turns a geek Cool for a limited period of time, often runs out at inconvenient times.
by Skerrettor Prime July 05, 2013
by SantaJPaws April 30, 2022
A dank alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. It was invented at Project Bex.
by Bex8522 May 08, 2017
When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".
by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 27, 2017
Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2016