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Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.
Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.
by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008
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Juke Joint Jezebel

1. A song performed by industrial band KMFDM.
2. Means a A wicked or Promiscious woman who hangs out at bar, tavern, or roadhouse featuring music played on a jukebox or live bands(accocated with the blues.
Juke joint Jezebel's comming for my cremation.
by Walt Mc Cready January 21, 2008
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the nova scotia joint

*canadian term*

the way nova scotians', in perticularly the people from Dartmouth(which is a suburb of the provinces' capital, Halifax), roll their joints. all throughout Canada there are different procedures for this matter. for example, people from British Columbia...they do the exact opposite of what nova scotians'do.

first of all, tobacco is ALWAYS (i can't stress that enough) mixed in with the marijuana....in cases when you don't have "tobac", the weed usually does not get smoked until you find someone that will break you a nib of their cigarette.

also, filters...which are made from just about anything thats thin cardboard(about the thickness of a bussiness card). they are carefully rolled in a spiral and placed into the end of your joint.

the final step is to "baptize" the joint. this is where you push the joint backwards into your mouth and wet the paper from the saliva on your lips. this is done to create a slower burn of the marijuana.

some people also like to rip off the other twisted end of your joint to create a better igniting surface so the joint doesn't get bad runs....and YOU IS DONE! spark that shit!
by beeareeyeehen November 9, 2005
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jip-joint

An undesireable area. Usually a residence or business.
Yo man, let's get outta this jip-joint and hit up the mall.
by J-Skeet December 28, 2008
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roll this joint

A proposal to leave or take off in a group, usually prefaced by "let's;" combination of phrases: "let's roll" and "blow this joint;" connotes the desire to move on.

Other possible use: to earn money (i.e. make this paper)
Yo fellas, let's roll this joint. My shorty ain't havin' none a dis.

I'm flat broke, dawg. I need to roll this joint.
by Melanie Grace February 7, 2007
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janitation

Insert the following two words: JANITOR and SANITATION into a fine Swedish made blender. Puree on high. I stress the HIGH.
I spend my days being high smokin weed... hence I be employeed in the burgeoning field of JANITATION.
by Slappy McMaster September 29, 2003
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Jonathan

Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.

Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.

Guy 3: Look, he's running off.

Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.

Guy 2: Lets help this guy?

Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell

Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...
by some woke ass boi May 16, 2018
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