rusty johnson

The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.

"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."

by BBBMD November 27, 2007

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jack johnson

A UCSB film grad and Oahu-born surfer turned musician. He has some crazy good acoustic skills and an easy, laid-back, beachy style. An awesome singer who's worked on a few surfing movies; currently has 2 CDs and 2 soundtracks ("Brushfire Fairytales," "On and On," "Thicker Than Water," and "September Sessions"). Quality listening no matter what mood you’re in; esp. great on road trips.

Jack Johnson is my homeboy.

by Mekana January 25, 2005

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Betsey Johnson

An amazing HIGH-END female-wear designer, that has been in the fashion industry for over 40 years. Super girly, fun, loud, bold, rocker, vintage and much much more just to describe Betsey Johnson

Betsey Johnson is much better than coach, and juicy because she actually is a high end designer, not a "store brand" like others

by xlatino20x May 5, 2009

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Jack Johnson

singer, songwriter, movie makier, surfer
Makes beautiful musisc that has touched many hearts
'Cocoon' will be played at my funeral.

'jack johnson is fucking brilliant'

by April August 3, 2004

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shane Johnson

the biggiest manwhore around, is a totall douche , she never have a girlfriend, uses girls for the body but to bad he cant go far enough to touch them , i hope he gets beat up so bad , that is shane johnson <3

me: "he did you here Shane Johnson got his ass beat yesterday?"
them: " ugh hell yea , cause he dumped that one chick right?"
me:" not just that he showed her pictures to people, so he got beat "
them: " bought time people showed him who the boss is , freaking jerk"

:D

by your mom beoch August 17, 2011

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