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Jaking

a verb describing when someone suddenly passes out. being high isn't necessary to 'jake' but is often a key factor. a Jake In Progress (JIP) can be identified by; sinking of the eyes, sudden lack of interaction with group, searching for the most comfortable position possible. a 'jake' can be delayed by the consumption of food however this is only a temporary solution. it is customary to loudly whine 'JAAAAAAAAKE' when someone jakes. resisting a jake is often futile however it is possible, many believe jaking to be a physical tiredness however it is actually a sapping of motivation with waves of lethargy.
'shit man, you jaked hard last night'

'I'd better go home before I jake'

'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'

'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'

(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'
by Major Jaker April 10, 2013
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jake

two or more men having homosexual relations. when two men are having sex they are doing the jake.
I caught my boyfriend with another man doing the jake
by jeff frasier November 22, 2006
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jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.
by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009
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Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008
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Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"
by Highpod February 26, 2010
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jake

the name jake started off when a little anorexic, white (actually white) boy was born in norwalk iowa
“bro did u see jake, i swear if he is i front of a white board or turned to his side u can see his anorexic ass!!”
by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018
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jake

Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.
Hey it's Jake I wish I knew him just go ask him.
by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018
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