Jacket of All Trades

The Long version of jack of all trades, most commonly used in British slang

by Cheeky Mate June 05, 2022

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rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 02, 2010

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slop jacket

Inside out, re-used prophylactic; often shared amongst a group of gentlemen.

Bro #1 - Dawg, don't be runnin up in that skank, Jenny. She been lettin that slop pot simmer.
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude

Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka

by DonutOpponent November 27, 2023

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