instagram algorithm

An instagram format in which posts are in the order in which the user would want to see them, and not in chronological order.

Bob likes a post from five days ago. The girl who made the post asked Bob, "Why did you like my post from five days ago?" Bob said,"It's the goddamn Instagram algorithm, that's why!"

by Silent Jerry November 26, 2017

instagaga

Bitches who only look fine on the gram.

James: Dammn bro, check out this chick!
Kevin: Nah B, don't fall for that shit. She's an "instagaga"

by Lal Punjabi February 1, 2018

Instagamous

Like being monogamous but only on Instagram. You can only like each other’s pics.

Tip: instagamous, no kids?

Kim: sure.

Tip: do you like sponge bob?

by Kim_stigram March 3, 2018

Instagram chump

When you are an active Instagram follower and like everyone’s picture, but the favor is never returned and you end up with little likes and many ghost followers

I feel like such an Instagram chump when I am consistently liking all of my followers pictures but they never like any of my pictures!

by Domi500 March 11, 2018

instagram

When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.

person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...

by hermercurius April 12, 2018

intacondo

What some dumbass though was "incognito"

I need to use intacondo mode so the FBI can't track me

by opensource July 14, 2018

instagram

instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.

person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life

by Ice cream and dog lover1234567 October 1, 2018