yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.

Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.

by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010

Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body

Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water

by chego December 29, 2009

pee water

weak light beer with little taste

"What's up with the pee water they're serving at this place. The beer was was much better at Ted's party."

by pikepat January 12, 2008

tranny water

The clear liquid cum produced by male-to-female transsexuals. This is caused by testosterone blockers or an orchiectomy, which cause there to be no white fluid (produced by the testicles).

My mistress fed me only tranny water for a month.

by SkaiSelachamorph January 25, 2014

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Smoke on the Water

A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.

(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?

by lucasiada April 21, 2019