car crib

A hip-hop reference to a Garage

As in the Kanye West lyric:
"His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his"

by JakeLane April 21, 2007

compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.

Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.

by Redneck Prep December 09, 2010

penis car

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.

Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.

by stuart June 03, 2005

car fox

A female that appears to be very attractive, but from closer inspection it is determined that her body is not up to par with her face. From inside her car, she is a fox.

Dude! I thought I saw the hottest girl ever but then when she stood up, she turned out to be an obvious car fox.

by Rob04 July 03, 2007

car swarm

Slang term for groups of the Palestinians who group around a car that the Israelis have destroyed with a rocket attack.

'After Abu Abbas' car was destroyed by a missile attack there was a car swarm'.

by Bill April 18, 2004

Police car

It's like an uber, but for black people.

Cleveland: I saw a fellow African American get in that police car, what did he do?

by Davito The Dorito August 11, 2019

Car Mitzvah

That special time in a car's life, at the age of thirteen, when it becomes a man.

"You can't sell your twelve-year-old Audi... it hasn't had it's Car Mitzvah yet!"

by Ryan TO September 30, 2005