bandwidth hog

Dumbass brother john who downloads hella crap screwing up my halo 3 skills.

Want to play halo? No my bitch ass brother is being a bandwidth hog

by glass of burrito July 26, 2009

Ground-hogging

Similar to "prairie-dogging": When a turd leaves it's nest, sees it's shadow, and runs back in. This is a precursor to the "turtle-head", and should not be taken lightly. Short yet expedited steps in the direction of the nearest toilet facility are recommended immediately. A post-evac check of the surrounding areas will signal a possible 6 week extension of gastrointestinal discomfort.

Jay- "dude its like the stage before ... like its not prairie dogging yet...its like right before that."

Greg- "Oh! So its ground-hogging ! It popped out saw its shadow and ran back up in there."

by Klamakazi February 18, 2010

slay the hog

1. A term used to describe one who under the influence of large quantities of alcohol made terrible decisions and fucked a female who looks like a hog. Hereby slaying the hog.

Sandy will slay the hog in his car at a party.

by Alexswagyolo December 2, 2013

hog balla

A true hog balla is someone who is keepin it realer than the next guy. When keepin it realer goes wrong , he keeps it realerer.

A hog balla doesnt quit and is straight legit and by that I mean 2 legit 2 quit.

See that dude over there? He is a true hog balla , otherwise hed never pull a swank skeeze like that.

by eaw November 9, 2009

Trough Hog

When someone rudely drops a duece in the urnial thus hogging the trough. Trough Hog

I was at the game and had to pee so bad I almost wet my pants. But some jerk before me had dropped off a trough hog in the only open urinal so I had to wait.

by HossDaddy206 April 17, 2011

friend-hog

that person at your friend's birthday party what just talks to the birthday girl the entire time. nobody else meets the friend-hog for more than a minute, and nobody gets to talk at length with the birthday girl.

oh my god that girl in the shiny dress, coach logo bag, and too much make-up is such a friend-hog, she has not stopped talking to Heather since she showed up at Heather's birthday party

by einheezay November 29, 2007

hog swagged

the act of tricking, or "pulling the wool" over somebody's eyes; pulling a fast one.

A word my mother uses, and swares is a real word that's been used for years.

Did you eat your vegies or have you hog swagged me?

by Chantal_1990 September 22, 2007