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Hobo bros

Dumbass reactors that make the best memes ever
Hobo bros are so funny lololololololololollolol
by Justin eat dog September 7, 2019
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Hobo-alicious

Having the essence of a Bohemian or Vagrant.
1: OMG those are some hobo-alicious gloves!

2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.
by Kristen T-D June 27, 2007
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Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
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hobo relationship

When someone gets into a relationship to avoid being homeless
She's in a hobo relationship so she doesn't end up on the streets
by Islandgrl 1111 June 12, 2019
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hobo burger

A burger that emerged in the great depression. it is beef, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in tinfoil placed by a fire for a time while they cook. Then you add a bun then it is one of the best burgers you'll ever eat.
Yeah, we made hobo burgers for dinner last night, they were amazing!
by stingray1010 February 1, 2018
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Hobo Swagger

The undeniably suave and sexy demeanor exhibited by a select few homeless and transient people in the world. Known to stir a sense of secret admiration and passion in the hearts of middle and upper class women everywhere.
To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
by Ximenez4339 February 26, 2018
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Hobo Douche

The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
by Fudgie Mcgee December 4, 2011
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