Holy bowl 

Once an annual comepetiton but after 60+ years came to an end once the beans started taking over and won four years in a row

Damn can y’all believe those beans won the holy bowl 8-7

Holy bowl by 8-7 October 17, 2018

holy mackaroli 

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"

holy mackaroli by Adogwithalog October 17, 2018

holy nut 

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.

John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.

holy nut by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018

holy guac

Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole

Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees

holy guac by $wagalicious May 31, 2019

Holy Hammer 

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

Holy Hammer by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

holy water 

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

holy water by seventyone November 24, 2019

Holy Crusader 

He who must take back the holy land

Did you here about the new Holy Crusader that the pope chose?

Holy Crusader by Crispy Potato April 4, 2020