HPD

Henry’s pencil dick

Jesus have you tasted HPD

by Greg Yurn March 15, 2025

@Snans_HPO

I think you misspelled it, it should be @Sans_HPO, mate.

@Snans_HPO - Misspelling of @Sans_HPO

by Sans_HPO April 5, 2021

weqsleys..hpxx

The best sister ever

If you ok don’t agree go fuck yourself

“Hey Natalia who is the best sister ever?”
“ weqsleys..hpxx ofc”

by Luvxvamp August 1, 2021

Tevlim Hpesoj

This corrupt human/puppeteer that has voices that help him but is a mixture of satin and god. Can control fire and where’s a dollar store hockey mask with grey tears. They love Halloween and dresses up almost the same thing.

“I saw a Tevlim Hpesoj in my neighborhood”

by JoeyHinya2 September 17, 2021

phihl hphilhil

a term for the gayest gay man to ever bisexually live

girl: "Wow, hey phihl hphilhil ! How's it going?"
phihl hphilhil: "Great!!! ^_^"

by jackathan December 14, 2023

h.p.

Noun: an abreviation for heath in vidiogames and rollplay games.
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It can stand for health points, hit points, heart points, ext, depending on your preference.
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Reguardless, when a character's h.p. reaches 0 or less, it ussually means they have died, or reached a simmular fail-state.

"1 *h.p!.* Don't hit me. I only he 1 *h.p.* "
"How much *h.p.* does this potion recover?"
"Yeah... I'm at 0 *h.p.* I'm dead, guys!"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

H.P.

A little-known tantric technique developed by Slavic “sexperts” who had mastered all previous forms of stimulation. The exact combination of positions and breathing cadence is unknown, but some scholars believe H.P. involves holding one’s breath for extended periods of time while fondling the genitals with kitchen equipment. As such, copious amounts of lubrication are essential.

Perhaps one day, the ancient Slavic scrolls will be discovered again. Until then, anyone interested in practicing H.P. is advised to proceed with caution.

Me: “Did you hear about that couple? I heard they were about to go do HP”
Her: “No way, that’s so unique. I wish we could!!”
Me: “I know, me too - but it’s such a closely guarded secret. We’ll probably never know, but I’ve heard H.P. means a Slavic kitchen kink”

by Theriddlerfromspain August 16, 2022