no-hoper

someone with no hope of being intelligent or employed

he was such a bloody no-hoper

by goingfr;noaeghun March 20, 2022

Jingle Hopper Jones

Jingle Hopper Jones is a whacky feller from the Green grove.

Fuck its Jingle Hopper Jones. Holy smoles

by Jim Fingers the thrice. December 13, 2022

Tea Time Party Hoppers

A couple you see that are all over each other. It makes you wanna throw up. Extreme PDA.

Dude, You and your girlfriend are such Tea Time Party Hoppers. I never see you without you sucking face with her!

by pixiefreakofachild July 9, 2010

hoser

A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

Take off eh, ya hoser.

by TappaKegga April 8, 2006

hopper

Either the shitter that got plugged or Jim Hopper (Stranger Things™℠®©℗Ⓟⓤⓚ)

I plugged the hopper
SPOILER: Hopper didn't die in the last episode of season 4

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

hoppers crossing

hole. hole. hole. IT'S A FUCKING HOLE! It's right fucking next to shit fucking creek, for fucks fucking sake! I mean, fucking come on.

Hoppers girl: hI i LiVe In HoPpErZ cRoSsInG oMgZ i'M kEwL
Normal girl: Fuck off, you fucking monkey fucker.

by Fuck you. February 25, 2004

hoppers

An online homogenous community (usually a forum, but sometimes a mailing list or blog) who all think identically and ferociously lash out at those who threaten those beliefs, not unlike a swarm of locusts.

Man, have the seen the hoppers over on DirtySanchez4U.com? Those motherfuckers just won't shut up!

by Jammaster K September 13, 2006