hideosa

hideous gotesque latina (psudo-spanish). ugly hispanic female, often signs hirsutism (Hirsutism from Latin hirsutus = shaggy, hairy) is excessive and increased hair growth on female humans in locations where the occurrence of terminal hair normally is minimal or absent.

Paco will be forever traumatized by his blind date with la hideosa, Bertha, his sister's best friend.

by Jorge Trashe October 17, 2009

Hideyuki

an asian who gets A-'s.

John is such a Hideyuki!

by Asian #1 July 30, 2011

Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.

-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.

by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011

hides*

If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you

Boy: so what are you up to?
Girl: nothing much *hides*

by Lamplord December 4, 2014

hi-de-hi

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

hidey-hole

hidey-hole (HI dee hole) noun. Refers to a womans's vagina when it is used to stow/stash contraband or other object for transport and concealment. esp. as in example below.

Sue, that dirty lying theiving fuck-nose shikse, puts an Elmer's Glue bottle full of 'clean' urine in her hidey-hole before her weekly drug testing at the methadone clinic.

by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005

gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.

After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.

by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003