A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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Pretty average person, tries to be outgoing but freezes up when talking to new people ( it's a 50/50). They r non-judgemental, doesn't think before they act, kind-hearted, morally sound but also probably would do drugs. Very dumb mix of pushover and tryhard. Pretty easy person to read, they're open books lol. Makes big claims or promises and rarely follows through. 100% ideas, 0% motivation. You can count on them to clutch up at the very last second, but never anytime before. Very hard to make genuinely angry or annoyed, never holds grudges. Overall, good-hearted people who have the balls to step up but not the brains to sustain it.
Hakim failed chemistry again for the 3rd time in a row. It's nice that hes persevering but also dumb that he's obviously wasting his time.
Hakim's easy to talk to, I guess.
Hakim's easy to talk to, I guess.
by gayboi6921 September 30, 2021
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"Hakan gursel is buying lunch for everyone in the office today, amazing thanks but it's 10 am mate that's too early"
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by SkinnyPenisMuncher October 6, 2021
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You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
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