tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006

guiedo

Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.

Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...

by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010

Guinea Fort

An ugly, oversized, squarish, box-like house built by a low quality Italian builder. They are usually covered in fake stones, stucco, brick, or other masonry. They also tend to not fit the neighborhood, and the guineas that move into them tend to act like niggers.

P1 "Did you see that new Guinea Fort Tony and Vinny are building down the street?"
P2 "Yeah, I cant wait to see the Guinea Pison Niggers that mvoe into that dump.
P3" "That Guinea Fort is the ugliest house on the block. It looks like a fuckin' square."

by Guinea Boy January 29, 2009

guinea wopper

a dameaning name towards , ignorant person, just an all around jerkoff mainly of italian backround. Also easy way to put the words guinea , and wop together easy way to piss an italian off.

vinny your an asshole , and your cheap , and your italian, YOUR a guinea wopper !

by andwhatbiatch March 19, 2010

New Guinea Couch Elk

A reference to a female that has the same odour of Elk. The New Guninea Couch Elk can mostly be found eating while watching tv on the sofa. They sleep most of the day and feed during the late night hours.

I walked into the room and there before me sat the largest New Guinea Couch Elk I had ever seen.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

Equatorial Guinea

That one tiny country in Africa that is able to grow on its own without the hindrance of that much disease, corruption, or warfare. It had an impressive 20.8% growth rate from 1990-2002.

Equatorial Guinea is still far behind in terms of GDP and standard of living, but it sure is slightly better than most of the other starving and fighting countries in Africa.

by what_lolol May 14, 2009

Guatemalan Soup Kitchen

1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.

1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.

by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010