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Gordon Freeman

Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.
by Kazman December 20, 2004
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geodorant

using a stick of deodorant for the "gooch area" (the gap between your ass and reproductive organs) of a male when it becomes sweatty.

*also known as G-O or gooch-odorant
trogdor - "awe fudge, my gooch is shooo shvetty."
kerpal - "try this geodorant!"
by Rob the Rooster May 22, 2007
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Gordonite

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows
Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!
by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009
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Gordon-hole

Similar to a "glory hole", only used extensively by someone named Gordon. Where a man places his penis through some type of aperature, regardless of setting or circumstance, and expects oral satisfaction to completed by a stranger on the other end.
"Man, you gotta check out the circle K restroom, they have a nice Gordon-hole in the third stall."

"Can you believe how that guy treated that barstool like a Gordon-hole?"
by C. D. Deanda April 2, 2010
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Gordo

Gordo is awesome
by Saxsta December 20, 2016
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Gordo

1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.
Gordo has a bad haircut.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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Goodo

daaamn thats some goodo shiiit!
by Rob Mobley September 28, 2006
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