To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.
Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"
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Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life
Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
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Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships
Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships
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