goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003

goobert

A really good kid and all that has a high coolness rating and can make any person laugh.

On a cruise, the goobert constantly caused a green eyed girl to laugh her head off.

The goobert was the big cheese at his local high school.

The goobert caused the girl to laugh when he opened his eyes super wide.

by Goobert22 June 19, 2013

Goober Head

Person who does substantial work for a mucky muck.

Hey goober head, run 5 copies of this report stat, before i bust you in the mouth.

by gary b February 9, 2004

goober

a person who has no life and has no friends

by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003

goober

Another name for penis.

Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?

by LauraLaura August 1, 2007

Goober

A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.

1. Is annoying beyond belief.

2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.

3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.

1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"

John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"

2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"

by Bunstre Duxton August 7, 2008

goober

when a man "raw dogs" it in the vagina of a woman and if he doesn't get a load off then he takes it out of the vagina and reinserts it in the rectumj for a second try all while not wearing a condom so when he finally gets the deed done and exits both holes his johnson resembles the inside of a jar of goober

I've been receiving mad goobers since practicing on my dog.

by tophieCC May 3, 2010