Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

Brain gooning

One is consuming media mindlessly with only the intent to spend time, or distract themselves.

A non-sexual form of gooning, doomscrolling.

Person 1: I have 4 hours on instagram today, I've just been brain gooning.
Person 2: Me too, I was totally shut out during a few hours of gaming

by Scriffyinajiffy March 2, 2026

Pocket gooning

The act of cutting a hole inside your pants pocket, taking out your dih via the pocket and gooning.

"Robbe randomly got horny and started pocket gooning in class."

by nuecabbeg March 12, 2026

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Giga-gooning

Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.

Man, I can't stream Happy Gilmore 2 because Rinthen is giga-gooning in his room!

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Blackout Gooning

Its the practice of gooning until you pass out or lose consciousness. It is also a extremely time craving practice, it can be from one up to four hours of intense gooning. During the process you will probably come atleast three times depending on your stamina. Blackout Gooning is NOT recommended to unexperienced or experienced gooners,even some experienced gooners may find the process challenging.

Founder: Frolf CO-founder Hce

I was Blackout Gooning and then i passed out for 5 minutes.

by Frolfgran August 22, 2025

Jaurd Gocking

Can be used for homosexual sex or masturbation.

“Yo, do you wanna have some jaurd gocking with me tonight, homie?”

by AllenLead September 29, 2025