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fainting goat

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."
by JMTX December 28, 2005
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Butt fucking son of a goat fucker

Either a gay man whose father fucks goats or a straight man who favors anal sex whose father fucks goats. Usually reserved as an insult
JJ: Hey dude, your mom is really hot!
Hank: Fuck you, You Butt fucking son of a goat fucker!
by Rambler 2.0 January 4, 2007
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Goat Killer Bangs

noun. Very short, blunt cut short bangs, generally found on women with straight hair. Ratio of bang-ed forehead to bare forehead is less than 1. Makes the wearer appear as if they joined a cult in which goats are ceremonially slaughtered.
"Hey, I have to go wash the blood out of my goat killer bangs. I'll see you later!"
by Goat Killerzz August 30, 2011
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squid-goat

Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.
Damn, that girl is squid-goat.
by phlglyshk April 27, 2011
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billy goat kiss

Two Guys Rubbing Beards Like Eskimo Kiss Style.
Jeff & Edward Billy Goat Kissed At That party
by Manda1274 November 29, 2013
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Toasty Goat

The pseudo-sexual act of consuming campfire delicacies (i.e. s'mores), puking up said delicacies upon a roasted goat, then wrapping the goat and yourself in tinfoil while performing sexual acts inside, usually on a beach.
The excursion to the Indiana dunes was ruined when Jordan made toasty goats in front of the girl scout troop.
by TUFTSFOREVER December 14, 2013
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Billy Goat Nut Tap

When one gets stricken in the genitals with such force causing them to make the noise of a billy goat.
Damn Joey, that was one hell of a Billy Goat Nut Tap!
by Nut Shot February 3, 2014
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