Slap a goat

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.

I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.

by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010

Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008

goat stew

Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties

I was gonna hang with my homies but those two hoes had me all mixed up in some goat stew

by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015

goat dad

It's a nickname from fans for Asgore the king of underground, one of characters of popular indie video game, Undertale. According to his father-figure (like his ex-wife, Toriel. Who has mother-figure)

"Goat dad is the best dad" - Goat family trash

by Minkun May 16, 2016

Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.

"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"

by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021

goat rodeo

A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.

Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo

by lewdogg May 1, 2003

goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013