Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!
Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.
Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!
Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.
Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!
by DaREALJeezits January 3, 2010
Get the gold digger repellent mug.When a person obtains; a Brown Belt, a Grey Belt, a Red Belt, a Violet Belt, a White Belt, and a Yellow Belt. Note 1: when a person obtains a Gold Belt they are considered an elite peer, and must be provided with a 2-3 free drinks when at a bar starting from the date they received the Gold Belt. Unfortunately, a female with a Gold belt would probably be called harsh names. Note 2: to get a Gold Belt one does not require a Titanium Belt, but if they have both they are considered a legend. There story must be told, and they must receive gifts of no less than $10.00CAD on each of their remaining Birthdays. A female with both the Gold and Titanium Belts would probably be severely called hozilla; sucks to be female.
Jordan, thru one hundred encounters with women, reached the GOLD Belt stature by obtaing his Brown, Grey, Red, Violet, White, and Yellow Belts. He is now a godlike creature.
by Boxhead October 8, 2004
Get the GOLD Belt mug.A player in an MMORPG (term originated in World of Warcraft) who spends the vast majority of, if not his entire online time acquiring items and selling them at ludicrously high prices. The sale can occur in or out of the game, with a large number of Chinese Gold Farmers (henceforth abbreviated as "CGF") being linked to websites specializing in the (illegal) sale of in-game assets for actual real-world currency.
More often than not, they do not work well in groups, speak very little English (as the name suggests), have a multitude of people with access to the same characters (it remains unknown if one person plays for days, or if the users develop various "shifts" similar to a work schedule), and will roll for all items as though they are required ("Need" rolling in World of Warcraft, also "Ninja Looting" at times).
Rarely, if ever, will these characters be created with any skills beneficial to other players. The odds of seeing a World of Warcraft CGF character with Alchemy, Blacksmithing, Enchanting, Engineering, Leatherworking, or Tailoring are roughly equal to witnessing the death of our own sun within one's lifetime.
If the player behind a CGF is too poor to afford a website to sell his goods, he will instead farm items ranging from medium to horrible value and post them in the nearest available in-game player-to-player store (such places being the Auction Houses in World of Warcraft and Final Fantasy XI). All items posted by a CGF are easily identified due to their 500% to 500,000% markup compared to prices set by other players. This, of course, is due to their obsession with acquiring the largest amount of gold in the shortest time possible.
Group play with a CGF is nearly impossible due to their innate desire to fill their pockets with any and all items that drop for the party. There are many signs of being partied with a CGF; be warned, as there are also growing numbers of noobs who exhibit these traits: They are the warriors who cannot hold aggro. They are the priests who cannot heal. They are the mages who run into melee combat. They are the level 50 hunters with a level 10 pet by their side. They are the rogues who spend the duration of the battle picking open and looting a chest. Luckily, once a CGF is found in a group, the leader boots him and begins searching for a replacement. On the off-chance that a CGF is the leader of a group, it is quickly disbanded.
More often than not, they do not work well in groups, speak very little English (as the name suggests), have a multitude of people with access to the same characters (it remains unknown if one person plays for days, or if the users develop various "shifts" similar to a work schedule), and will roll for all items as though they are required ("Need" rolling in World of Warcraft, also "Ninja Looting" at times).
Rarely, if ever, will these characters be created with any skills beneficial to other players. The odds of seeing a World of Warcraft CGF character with Alchemy, Blacksmithing, Enchanting, Engineering, Leatherworking, or Tailoring are roughly equal to witnessing the death of our own sun within one's lifetime.
If the player behind a CGF is too poor to afford a website to sell his goods, he will instead farm items ranging from medium to horrible value and post them in the nearest available in-game player-to-player store (such places being the Auction Houses in World of Warcraft and Final Fantasy XI). All items posted by a CGF are easily identified due to their 500% to 500,000% markup compared to prices set by other players. This, of course, is due to their obsession with acquiring the largest amount of gold in the shortest time possible.
Group play with a CGF is nearly impossible due to their innate desire to fill their pockets with any and all items that drop for the party. There are many signs of being partied with a CGF; be warned, as there are also growing numbers of noobs who exhibit these traits: They are the warriors who cannot hold aggro. They are the priests who cannot heal. They are the mages who run into melee combat. They are the level 50 hunters with a level 10 pet by their side. They are the rogues who spend the duration of the battle picking open and looting a chest. Luckily, once a CGF is found in a group, the leader boots him and begins searching for a replacement. On the off-chance that a CGF is the leader of a group, it is quickly disbanded.
{1. Ironforge - General} {LowPing}: WTS {Blackened Defias Leggings} 7g! In AH now!
{1. Ironforge - General} {LowPing}: WTS {Blackened Defias Leggings} 7g! In AH now!
{1. Ironforge - General} {LowPing}: WTS {Blackened Defias Leggings} 7g! In AH now!
{1. Ironforge - General} {Onderu}: Stupid goldfarmers... they're not worth more than 1g and use the damn Trade Channel!
{VanDuul}: Did you see the price on those {Steel Weapon Chain} plans in there?
{MacFlannel}: Yeah, some Chinese Gold Farmer found 3 and he's charging 1500 gold apiece. Can't believe it.
{VanDuul}: You're just as likely to find 10 of 'em as you are to have 1500g. Stupid farmers.
{1. Ironforge - General} {LowPing}: WTS {Blackened Defias Leggings} 7g! In AH now!
{1. Ironforge - General} {LowPing}: WTS {Blackened Defias Leggings} 7g! In AH now!
{1. Ironforge - General} {Onderu}: Stupid goldfarmers... they're not worth more than 1g and use the damn Trade Channel!
{VanDuul}: Did you see the price on those {Steel Weapon Chain} plans in there?
{MacFlannel}: Yeah, some Chinese Gold Farmer found 3 and he's charging 1500 gold apiece. Can't believe it.
{VanDuul}: You're just as likely to find 10 of 'em as you are to have 1500g. Stupid farmers.
by Ziggurs April 17, 2006
Get the chinese gold farmer mug.A couple that’s seen as best friends and lovers. Two people that can have fun with one another but show their love at the same time. Much Like Brandon and Danielle.
by DaddyMc October 15, 2018
Get the Couple Goals mug.Borat: What is best weapon for defend from Jew?
Gun Salesman: This one (pulls out a gold desert eagle)
Gun Salesman: This one (pulls out a gold desert eagle)
by Alexxx420 December 10, 2006
Get the Gold Desert Eagle mug.A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.
Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.
"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.
by Hentor Axe September 5, 2008
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