Glidewelled

When a friend says they are going to lose weight and go on a diet, but then never does and posts nasty, unhealthy food everyday.

Man dawg my friend Nate glidewelled me again this year saying he was disgusted with himself about how much he weighs.

by Willie Fisterguts March 31, 2021

Glidewelled

When you create a FB group for trolls, invite a bunch of fake accounts who steal personal pics from your FB friends, the trolls then make fun of your friends and harass them, which results in you getting kicked out of every fun FB group you were in, and you then get unfriended from the people who cared about you.

It was so despicable how Nate glidewelled himself by creating the So Mad Bro group on FB that had trolls harass people who cared about him and bought him presents.

by Willie Fisterguts April 15, 2021

gilberts balls

a dead pair of balls cut off and trimmed by the ball trimmer tm. gilbert is a fictional character from a fellow wattpad fanfiction of sangwoo ile imama doğru who is also a mafya and stole the kidneys of his tinder date because she called him small.

gilberts balls are not real

by gilbert ludwig halisdemir ball May 3, 2021

Glice

Luce that accumulates on old peoples’ heads.

The doctor diagnosed my grandma with glice.

by RaeIris June 23, 2021

Giberwalky

When you suck big cock

I just giberwalkyed

by 320allstar October 10, 2021

glib

If you can imagine Garfield saying it, it's glib.

Guy 1: That's glib! No being glib.
Guy 2: I don't even know what glib means!
Guy 1: Can you imagine Garfield saying it? Then it's glib.

by #15BurgerKingFootLettuce October 12, 2021

Gilberts Illinois

Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.

Let’s go to Gilberts Illinois and pick up some milfs at cruisins

by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021