Gabes

short kid, no pubes, cant jizz. sits home on fridays to do schoolwork and homework and study for tests in the future (like three months away)

because of my lack of social life, i guess im gabes. oh yeah i dont have pubes and cant jizz =-O.

by andrew gabriel May 20, 2003

Gabe

A Bunch of Pubic Hairs stuck together with sperm. (Sperm is basically Glue)

Your hair looks disgusting. It looks like a Gabe.

by Allen W. May 20, 2008

gayberto

Dresses gay, acts gay, is gay

Ricardo was out again last night playing hairy nads marbles, man that guy is one gayberto que?!

by Ricardo Montoqueer May 26, 2003

gabe

A creature who bears abundance of hair all over.Usually on the back or chest.Loves smoking or eating herbs. This creature is indigenous to the northern new jersey and Louisiana. Easily misidentified as bigfoot or austin powers.The creature has a special technique to seem like he is human.Animal is easily aroused and largely endowed.peace offer of herbs and chicken wings fend off attack when creature is aroused.

bigfoot,the real gabe.

by amin ashar December 17, 2008

Gabe Hoffman

Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.

Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".

by GdawgHoff October 5, 2011

Gabe

The gabist religion

I want to join gabe

by TheThriceler November 18, 2017

Gabe

A thirsty kid who talks as if he was going to get wit somebody but never does what a cunt

Gabe: damn girl you got a fat ass
Girl:not to bad yourself
Gabe:yeah wanna do something latter
Girl:sure i aint got nothing to do

*gabe looks in pants regrets everything*
Gabe:never mind maybe another time

by Banana pickles June 8, 2018