gash maggot

Noun - Australian English. A person who is so crass and disgusting, that they make you vomit a bit in your throat just by speaking. Someone with no morals. Someone who is a bottom feeder.

Etymology: I can't think of anything worse to describe a lady's genitalia than the word gash, It's so crass,
I can't think of any creature on this earth worse than a maggot. They spawn from nothing and are disgusting.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton lied about being shot at when getting off a plane in Serbia? What a gash maggot.
-OR-
Donald Trump is a gash maggot for imitating a disabled journalist during a press conference.

by CunningLinguistAusmerican August 20, 2024

Gash Gremlins

A kid, son/ daughter.

Can you please get your "Gash Gremlins"

to shut the fuck up as they have not stopped screaming at each other for the entire journey.

by Pcoops69 October 15, 2022

Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 13, 2017

strawberry gashes

heroin track marks

jesus... are those strawberry gashes are you ok?

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce October 16, 2022

Slippy Gash

A Slippy Gash is a term to describe the female genitalia when aroused.

When the vagina is so wet and ready for sex you can just slip in.

I want to stick my dick in her Slippy Gash.

by Welp D August 12, 2024

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

more mash in the gash

to shove more than just your shaft in

I finished by putting more mash in the gash

by fazeseizure February 13, 2017