Garritt Hardenburgh

Garritt Hardenburgh is so hot , he will do anything to get a girl , he gets a girl every year , he has a lot of friends and they want to be just like him , he is perfect in every way.

oh my gosh I want to be (Garritt Hardenburgh) so bad. he always has a girl and i don't.

by derkwithdank June 25, 2017

Garret Bertrand

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

Gardettie

Fun, funky, and fresh.

Ariel, you are gardettie! I love being your friend.

by runitsclara May 21, 2019

Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019

Garret McDermott

Garret is a fuckin stud

Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him

by Hunterman63 October 13, 2019

Garretson

A dick infested town with not only one long penis but 2 long penises. mr. and mrs. long have tiny buttholes and like it like the kids that lurk within

you - ew mr long is gay and he lives in garretson.

me - yes we know.

us - save uss from this place called dicked gtown

by TheGuyWhoLivesInGarretson January 17, 2020

garret7

To call a toxic csgo player which keep spamming "?" (easy) but actually he just camping at spawn with AWP + ARMOR

A: ? why so easy dude?
B: hmmm garret7

by garret fat cck June 21, 2020