GLARCH

To make something undesirable or ugly. Most notably would be the example of a box of toothpicks having been discovered to contain mouse turds. One would say that the toothpicks are Glarched. Or if the Cat shit on the carpet, the carpet would be glarched.

O Gawd!, I have stepped in shit!! The damned cat glarched the carpet!

by UltraOutre May 16, 2023

Garlic Joe

A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid

Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy

by TJ200407 May 30, 2023

garlums

Garlic

Look at those garlums

by Log in 2 deep July 4, 2023

garlickaglou

Pronounced: “gar-lick-ah-gloo” - A person who resembles sticky garlic. Usually smelly and has clammy skin. Used as an insult, most commonly against members of upper management in corporate settings.

Did you get a whiff of our manager Tony today? What a garlickaglou!!

What does that garlickaglou even do? Get this man some brain cells and cologne.

by PuffinPopper August 6, 2024

Garlic Tunes

Referring to a pungent genre of music that is inspired by the culinary world, with songs and rhythms that evoke the sensory experience of cooking with garlic or the atmosphere of a garlic festival. Think of it as a repellent for vampires, where the sounds and melodies act as strong and aromatic like a real garlic dish.

I collectively cringed when someone played Garlic Tunes on the stereo, a genre I detested for its association with garlic.

by GordensMcHoesShraderPyderJohns October 2, 2023

GLARCH

TO MESS SOMETHING UP IN A REALLY GROSS AND NASTY WAY. FOR EXAMPLE DISCOVERING MOUSE TURDS IN YOUR FAST FOOD....THE FOOD WAS GLARCHED. IT CAN BE A VERB OR PAST TENSE VERB.

I DISCOVERED A MOUSE TURD IN MY SALAD...THE SALAD WAS TOO GLARCHED TO EAT.

by POPADOZENLUUDS October 7, 2023

garLICK

When you and/or your partner(s) eat garlic immediately before oral sex to enhance the experience and to prove that they are not a vampire. This would be considered a GarLICK.

I understand that you have been on the receiving end of a garLICK. I would be interested in participating in this practice.

by zintilian October 13, 2023