by James tulisi January 9, 2018


“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

An original character that can be depicted in any way as long as they make the character a spider and any form of a nerd.
by _Cryo_ February 21, 2019

This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.
by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022

by That bitch1234 May 22, 2022

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.
by whalecom November 21, 2021
