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Fred

Fred is so cool he rocks all his haircuts he got them branded clothes he loves food and is so swag
by James tulisi January 9, 2018
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Fred

Fred the purple octopus, he is not like the other octopuses
Fred is cuter than you
by TCNade February 17, 2021
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Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024
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thicc fred

An original character that can be depicted in any way as long as they make the character a spider and any form of a nerd.
Thicc Fred is the best character in the history of OCs!
by _Cryo_ February 21, 2019
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Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.
This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.
by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022
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Fred

A bitch who thinks he is all that but in reality he’s a fucking dork>>>>
You know that guy Fred?

Ya you mean that cocky bitch over there?

Ya that’s him!!
by That bitch1234 May 22, 2022
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Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.
Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!
by whalecom November 21, 2021
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