Flush the Mouse

verb - To botch, bungle, or otherwise screw up in the heat of the moment, often out of a sense of panic.

"Man, our TV satellite signal went down right before kickoff on Sunday, so I freaked out and climbed up on the roof. I ended up knocking the dish off its mount and down two stories onto the diveway - a real flush the mouse situation on that one."

by shibby917 March 27, 2024

That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles

Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.

by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023

Nutella flush

When a girl takes a poo and gives a blow job at the same time!

My boyfriend finished while I was wiping during the Nutella flush

by Nutella flush November 21, 2024

Courtesy flush

Having sex with a woman and finishing inside her then peeing in them to flush out the cum

Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.

by Evil eye ankle braclet January 3, 2025

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020

flush bundle

It’s that bit of poo that no matter how well you flush, it breaks off and comes back.

Just left a flush bundle in the staff room toilets

by Parker face September 22, 2023

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022