When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice
by huge ballsack March 22, 2024
Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!
#Floatin4Hoes
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!
#Floatin4Hoes
by President M November 30, 2017
“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
by exuberantshrimpking February 25, 2024
Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
I suffer from floating baldness
by George Cremaster January 28, 2025
That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017
by Bejuled Asshole November 19, 2020
When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017