FALSEIFY

To make something false as in text or a person.

You always Falseify my Text

or

You are falsefing my Food

by Snakeman Da Wabit December 31, 2009

False Bang

(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another

Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person

"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."

by Freddy8289 March 27, 2010

false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

by notso_r February 3, 2013

false entertainment

The act of falsely entertaining someone at a promised/ guaranteed time and place.

I paid $5,000 to go to the super bowl, but the games was cancelled because the other team forfeited the game and never showed up. If I don't get a refund, I'm suing them for false entertainment!

by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

deposed falsely

telling a lie , bearing false witness , lying under oath

You deposed falsely that you get money lying on floor.

by kkagarwallove August 15, 2008

false advertising

when someone or something can be misleading in a certain situation

Moms pulls into McDonald's

Girl: Hey mom are we goin to eat here?

Mom: No I gotta use the bathroom

Girl: False advertising

by Boredingplainjane July 30, 2010

Fagstuition

The intuition of a homosexual to: Rape young children, take advantage of confused teenagers, sense of a fasion uh-oh, and ability to restel down a 600 lb black man and work him.

Kawazaki you have fagstuition

by Shia September 30, 2004