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fuck shit

when you be acting like you’re higher than a kite 24/7 and you say some dumb shit
“dudeeee, i’m on some fuck shit.”
by girlonsomefuckshit October 27, 2019
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fuck shit

Ay dawg was on some fuck shit at the party last night.
by savuren January 20, 2021
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fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.
this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!
by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022
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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024
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fuck shit

a high person, likely to be found on the streets of Melbourne, who speaks mostly in profanities
Person 1: I hope there aren’t any Fuck Shits on the train today?
Person 2: It’s the Dandenong line, of course there will be Fuck Shits!
by babefest April 17, 2024
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