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French press

A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.
Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses
by Tazza June 9, 2020
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French curry

Sex act in which you kiss someone right after they've rimmed you and taste your shit from their tongue.
Just had a bit of French curry, it was spicy!
by ShadyDX December 5, 2017
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The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.
“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”
by waffleman95 March 2, 2021
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French queue

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.
The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.
by Bilham October 31, 2014
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french cigar

When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.
I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
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French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left
The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States
by David Tsal November 20, 2004
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French Slurp

A pint of Coors light topped with champagne. A popular cocktail commonly ordered on new years.
Two more French slurps before midnight strikes! A French slurp always tastes better on a French kiss.
by GeniusSex December 31, 2019
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