Nitrous, inhaled from a whipped cream canister aka cracker, in the morning. Or in the afternoon. Used to prevent hippies from following you to your nitrous stash.
by Dianamite May 29, 2008
by J-cubson April 24, 2008
The extravagant breakfast you make to when you wake up earlier than your partner the morning after sex. A kind of thank you. The kind where even people that hate cooking will make it with a perky disposition, because they got laid.
"Look at all this food!! You never cook."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."
"Sex breakfast, bro. You wouldn't believe where she let me put it last night..."
by phoobar April 08, 2013
1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019
Created to refer to a sorry state of affairs, which would not be worth getting out of bed for. Essentially, all people with common sense would only arise from slumber from sustenance. So when something is shit, and it's not delicious and made of bacon sandwiches, remember, fuck it. It's just not breakfast.
"Hey baby, I'm afraid your mother is on the phone, your car has been stolen, and there some bills in the post."
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"
"Yeah, but That's just not Breakfast! IS IT?"
by ReverendRyu84 January 11, 2010
A group of really crazy friends. It is well rounded too, like a ginger colored strawberry blonde with braces, a blonde who turned brunette with a crack personality, and the other girl who is the essence of insane. They are all different, but the same, and make life hilarious. Also they annoy older teenagers, their parents, and normal people.
Mint: I am a unnamable colored person.
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!
Pineapple: I was a mermaid!
Kendy: I like to get drunk!
Pineapple: We are such a Healthy Breakfast!
by Pineapplelovegetsdownwithelves October 15, 2009
Wein: "We have a breakfast bra, go us!"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"
Jim: "Breakfast bra?"
Wein: "Yeah . . . want a spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?"
by Weiny Joy September 06, 2008