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Dead Fish

A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish.
Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"

Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock"
by J & R Cock May 13, 2005
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New Fish

A newcomer to something such as a person who spends their first night in jail or then new kid on the block. Many new fish get made fun of by people who are more experienced then them.
Vin: Yo you see that freshman Jenny in our school, shes pretty hot.

Dave: Come on neighbor, shes a new fish.
by john nemeth 54 November 6, 2008
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Fish Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
Let's eat some fish custard during our Doctor Who marathon!
by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011
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Ninja Fish

Someone who is very sneaky, like a ninja, yet smooth, like a fish swimming

An actual fish wearing ninja clothes, usually a goldfish.
"Oh man, you snuck up on me, like a ninja fish!"

"Tony:Why did you dress up you goldfish in ninja clothes-its gonna die.
Danny: Yea but i own a ninja fish"
by Danny915 January 13, 2009
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Fish Snacker

Nasty Ho: "Why go to KFC for a fish snacker when I can open my legs right now?"
by Fluff mah Buttchecks April 2, 2009
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Fish Bait

Hank Hill got arrested buying crack with the intention of using it as fish bait
by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012
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Fish Course

The act of preforming oral sex on a woman with dubious femanin hygene
Susan: "Can I just clarify? When I say dinner, I mean dinner"
Steve: "Well, I wasn’t expecting a fish course"
by Couchsurfingpotato October 22, 2009
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