Comma Fail

When one leaves the school, many of what one learned won't be used now on, but anyway, there are some stuff one have to know how and when to use, as a matter of avoiding huge embarrassing moments, like the use of comma, specially when chatting indeed.

RandomChat(room1):

Guy1: Hey!Hey!Hey dude!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Hey!Hey! Hey duuuuuuudeee!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Dud…
Guy2: I'M EATING SHIT!!!!
Guy1: hmm….well….aah…ugh…I think you should put a comma after eating, seriously.
Guy2: oh f***, that's the third comma fail today, shit!

by Sean McFlannigan May 14, 2011

April Fail

There are 2 definitions for this:

1) When a complete dickhead tries to play an April Fool's joke on you after midday on the 1st April, or any other time of the year. This becomes obvious when the dickhead says 'April Fools!' after trying to trick you.

2) Anyone that tries to play an April Fool's joke on you, but you see right through it, and to top things off, they say 'April Fools!' anyway, which is just dumb.

1) Dickhead: Hey Chris, you dropped your ipod?
Chris: Did I? *Looks back*
Dickhead: *Slaps Chris over the back of the head* April Fools!
Chris: It's May, dumbass. God, what an April Fail...

2) On April the 1st, this dude comes up to me and tells me my bag's open. Being cautious, I know it's an April Fools joke and just sneer at him. Then, he shouts 'April Fool!' and starts laughing like a retard. That guy's an April Fail!

by April_Failproof April 3, 2009

Fail Mail

A group email from your lecturer/boss/other alerting you and others on the mailing list of your failure.

"Yo, I saw your name on the Fail Mail dude....see you in summer school"

by Lpaq the don November 17, 2009

Epic Fail

1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do.

2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure.

3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)

you are such an Epic Fail

he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground!

-person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.

by hnizzle July 13, 2009

Deppic Fail

Failing to the level of Johnny Depp's sexiness. Can also be used when the failer is hot.

Karen: Did you see that dude slip? He was hot!
Sue: DEPPIC FAIL!

by ultra_feministe October 24, 2009

Fail Attack

When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL

She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.

by sportsman333 October 10, 2009

Niagra Fails

After a male ejaculation, and your pee comes out in two different streams, you must make the ultimate decision: which stream will go in the toilet?

The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.

I had a Niagra Fails today at the toilet, the worst part was it's my grandma's.

Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.

by StickyFingersINyourMOM August 15, 2011