Emergency GUM

Your about to hook up with a girl and you were drinking, and you come across your nasty Beer Breath and thats where your emergency gum comes in effect. You have to be sneaky and cleaver to get this by a suspicous girl- first you lean over acting lik your going to cough, then you slip the gum mouth, and proceed with the original plan.

"Jim realizes that he has beer breathe so he secretly sneaks a piece of refreshing emergency gum."

by Josie Domer September 30, 2006

medical_emergency

Some weird dude on the virtual pets site Neopets.

medical_emergency rocks in the battledome

by Dave December 26, 2004

emeril

portugese man, husband and father to 4 kids, chef and restaurant owner,

emeril is one swell guy to be around when you are feeling down and need someone to talk to

by leona April 25, 2005

Emergency Medical Technician

In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"

"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!

by some medic August 17, 2007

Embrodery

The act of weaving "bro" words into an otherwise normal conversation as an outlet for latent homosexuality.

Dude, is that chick a bro call?

Hey man, check out that bro call, straight ahead.

Shut up with all of that embrodery, I am not in to that.

by 999999999999999999999999999999 April 3, 2009

emergency shower

When you take a shit that is so horrid that the only option for cleanup is a shower. Toilet paper alone simply will not do the job.

"These beer shits are going to require an emergency shower."

by HydroStream6 November 14, 2009

EmeraldMike

A youtuber that stated his channel in Mar 25, 2017 and does different types of gaming content

Have you seen EmeraldMike's new video

by emeraldmike December 13, 2019